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My Uzi Weighs A Ton


My Uzi Weighs a Ton cigars are full-bodied beasts that are the product of collaboration between Drew Estate and Joya de Nicaragua. Originally to be named “The Uzi,” these sticks got their new name when brand owner Jonathan Drew picked up a satchel of the freshly rolled monster cigars and exclaimed, “My Uzi weighs a ton!” Bold Nicaraguan and Brazilian filler leaves are rolled in Connecticut broadleaf maduro binders and then embraced in a jet-black San Andres Negro wrapper. They are ultra-powerful and not for the faint of heart.


The draw is easy and the huge cigars give off a plenteous amount of thick gray smoke. There are strong coffee and cocoa flavors with a heavy dose of pepper in the back of the throat. The finish is sweet and rich and overall these monsters are very strong. Expect to be chopping down one of these beauties for a while—they burn slowly and last for at least a couple of hours.


For strength junkies, My Uzi Weighs a Ton is a must-try. They are an example of how two of the best blenders in the business can join forces to make a knockout smoke that will indubitably bring in rave reviews. They are very rich and shouldn't be smoked by anyone that is opposed to full-bodied sticks. They pair well with any strong red wine or heavy dark beer. Comparable cigars include Joya de Nicaragua Antano, Liga Privada Undercrown, and Casa Magna. Don't let the funny name fool you—these are serious cigars for serious smokers.

Name Packaging Size

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MSRP Price
My Uzi Weighs A Ton +11 Bundle of 10 5 1/2 x 52 $77.00 $59.95
Single Cigar 5 1/2 x 52 $7.70 $7.05
My Uzi Weighs A Ton 560 Bundle of 10 5 x 60 $89.00 $68.95
Single Cigar 5 x 60 $8.90 $8.10
My Uzi Weighs A Ton 660 Bundle of 10 6 x 60 $99.00 $78.95
Bundle of 5 6 x 60 $49.50 $39.95
Single Cigar 6 x 60 $9.90 $8.94
My Uzi Weighs A Ton 760 Bundle of 10 7 x 60 $109.00 $83.95
Single Cigar 7 x 60 $10.90 $9.90
My Uzi Weighs A Ton Bait Fish Bundle of 25 4 x 44 $158.50 $121.95
Pack of 5 4 x 44 $31.70 $26.95
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Single Cigar 4 x 44 $6.34 $5.75